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Conversation With a Dumbass
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| Words to the unknowing... |
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| Brett is one of my friend's (Space Boy) little brother. He is a large little boy and goes to a catholic school. This child HATES me. He avoids me at all costs, and I always love to mess with him. Whether it be on the phone, or online as in this first case. I got his screen name from his best friends Ed, who thinks it is damned hilarious when I make fun of him. Anyway, here is our conversation from earlier... |
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| Murph479: HEEEEEEEEEEY BUDDY!!!! |
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| Murph479: ass? haha, your so funny little buddy |
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| Murph479: why Brett? I wouldn't want to steal your woman! I'd never do that to a buddy like you |
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| brett11901: sorry, I don't fuck ducks |
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| Murph479: oh, so you've moved up to geese? |
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| brett11901: no, feathered animals are not my bitch of choice |
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| brett11901: I like to stick with women |
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| Murph479: you still need to specify what species...is it moose now? |
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| Murph479: oh, so you put masks on the moose? |
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| brett11901: I don't put masks on anything |
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| Murph479: yeah, it is kinda hard to put a mask on your right hand |
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| brett11901: no, I don't need to even try |
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| Murph479: oh, too caught up in the passion with your right hand eh? |
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| brett11901: I don't need to use my hands |
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| Murph479: ...then you have some damn talented feet |
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| brett11901: I don't need to use my feet |
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| Murph479: well then I'm all out of guesses, I know you have no access to real human companionship...so now I'm at a lose |
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| brett11901: just keep telling yourself that |
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| Murph479: are you saying that my grubby little friend here has found himself a woman? |
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| brett11901: I ain't tellin you shit |
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| Murph479: oh don't tell me it's Ed |
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| brett11901: no, sorry, I'm not a fag |
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| Murph479: is it one of those St. Mary's chicks |
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| Murph479: is it the one that wears the light blue shirt and dark blue skirt all the time? |
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| Murph479: oh wait, that's the school uniform |
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| Murph479: so why aren't you out with your friends there? |
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| brett11901: why aren't you? |
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| Murph479: cause I'd rather talk to my good buddy Brett |
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| brett11901: yeah, I'm sure you would |
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| Murph479: and I am, good buddy |
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| Murph479: so what are you up to friend? |
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| brett11901: what are you up to buddy? |
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| Murph479: just talking to my best buddy Brett |
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| brett11901: wow, imagine that |
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| Murph479: yup, so how's your woman? |
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| brett11901: my woman is fine |
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| Murph479: are you getting any? |
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| brett11901: considering its been like a few days, not yet |
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| Murph479: gonna be getting in on the hanky pank pretty soon though eh? |
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| Murph479: don't go having kids now, we don't want little basketball babies running around |
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| brett11901: aw shit! I already got her pregnant and we're getting married in October! |
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| Murph479: wow, are her titties as big as yours? |
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| Murph479: it's a legitimate question |
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| Murph479: c'mon, simple question |
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| Murph479: that wasn't the question |
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| brett11901 signed off at 3:44:44 PM. |
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